Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)
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Saturday 20 March 2010

Veggies for dinner.

Hmm, something a junior Rigby discovered earlier.

If a bunch of veggies are invited for a meal there's a load of fuss about choosing the right menu, making sure it's been cooked in or with the right sort of sauce - with not a trace of animal matter.

When omnivores go to eat at a veggies' house, they get given beans, or tofu, and have to drink soya milk.

Where did the reciprocal agreement go?
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5 comments:

Cold Steel Rain said...

Veggies coming to my house eat meat or they piss off.

I expect that's why none do!

Leg-iron said...

Veggies are herbivores and therefore edible.

They don't visit me any more. Can't think why.

Furor Teutonicus said...

"Oh you are a vegetarian...goood. I am too, I do not eat ANYTHING that eats meat. Hop into the oven now, like a good man".

As to "Where is the reciprocal arrangement. It went the same way as the "anti racism" laws are meant to be "reciprocal", or "Integration".

Living proof, if you needed it, that the "Government" have NO interest in democcracy. If so, they would not be insisting the majority have to put themselves out for the minority.

Mrs Rigby said...

@ CSR - yes, same with us usually, but junior R had wanted to impress.

@ L-I & FT - our oven isn't large enough, we're not too good at using the filleting knife either.

Lesson learned though, which is useful. Harsh, but useful.

Furor Teutonicus said...

Mrs Rigby said...
our oven isn't large enough, we're not too good at using the filleting knife either.


Ach! Just use a hack saw. Not pretty, but has the same effect.