Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)
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Tuesday 23 March 2010

Frogs

Dear Frogs,

Thank you so much for letting us know that Spring has arrived, at last.

There is just one thing we would like to point out - the best place to spawn is in the pond, not on a damp patch of lawn.

Sincerely,

Rigbys.
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