Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)
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Tuesday, 23 March 2010

Frogs

Dear Frogs,

Thank you so much for letting us know that Spring has arrived, at last.

There is just one thing we would like to point out - the best place to spawn is in the pond, not on a damp patch of lawn.

Sincerely,

Rigbys.
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