Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)

Friday, 19 March 2010

Headline - "Hull Relieve Brown of his Duties"

Headline dated 10/03/10
Boss put on gardening leave
Mrs R thought for a moment that the News of the World had managed to get a scoop, and nobody else had noticed.

An image flashed before her eyes of the "Forces of Hull" invading Number 10 and Jabba the Hut answering questions at PMQ.

But no - it was all a dream, wrong Brown - so he won't be planting broad beans in his constituency garden.

You can see that Mrs R really hasn't much of an interest in the footballing world, although she has noticed that another Mr Brown is awfully worried about David Beckham's injured tendon. Let's hope his concern doesn't cause even grater problems.

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