Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)

Tuesday, 9 February 2010

A handful of bananas. **

Bananas seem to manage to keep themselves in the news - so to be topical here are a few slip-ups, a couple of annoyances, and one or two smiles.

From English Fail Blog - Identification uncertain,

From Woosk - counting Fail.

From Fail Blog - misrepresentation.

From the BBC - EU fails to straighten bendy bananas.

From Youtube - A man called Ray Comfort explains evolution.

A Miliband moment.

"Joke" - Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

From the BBC - A £340 banana skin.

And finally, light relief from Harry Belafonte and the Muppets.

** Bananas, by the way, grow in clusters, with up to 20 fruit to a tier - called a hand.


watching said...

You forgot Jonah downing nine bananas a day to win the next election!

Leg-iron said...

Too many bananas can cause psychotic dreams. Like this one:

Mrs R said...

@ watching - I did forget, haven't a clue why because that was the reason bananas have been in the news. Thanks for remedying it.

@ Leg-iron - Errm, it's certainly different!

Actually, I looked him (Nick Andrews) up, he ended up being big news