Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)
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Saturday, 23 January 2010

Victor Meldrew goes to a hotel

An eye-popping idea from Holiday Inn.

Maybe they realised guests were stealing the hot water bottles and electric blankets because
Guests who don’t want to hop into a cold bed at one English hotel now have a novel way to warm up: by enlisting a staff member to do it for them.
And here's how it will be done
A hotel staffer, dressed from head-to-toe in a white, fleecy getup that looks like a cross between a footed pajama set and a snowsuit, will get into your bed upon request and move around, generating some heat between those chilly sheets
Nope! Not listed on Snopes.

1 comment:

Witterings From Witney said...

Oh, for God's Sake! Do these idiots not realise why women have husbands, partners and boyfriends?

Oops forgot the PC bit - and girlfriends?