Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)

Saturday, 23 January 2010

Victor Meldrew goes to a hotel

An eye-popping idea from Holiday Inn.

Maybe they realised guests were stealing the hot water bottles and electric blankets because
Guests who don’t want to hop into a cold bed at one English hotel now have a novel way to warm up: by enlisting a staff member to do it for them.
And here's how it will be done
A hotel staffer, dressed from head-to-toe in a white, fleecy getup that looks like a cross between a footed pajama set and a snowsuit, will get into your bed upon request and move around, generating some heat between those chilly sheets
Nope! Not listed on Snopes.

1 comment:

Witterings From Witney said...

Oh, for God's Sake! Do these idiots not realise why women have husbands, partners and boyfriends?

Oops forgot the PC bit - and girlfriends?