Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)
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Sunday 3 January 2010

Extended New Year revelry

REVELLERS at England’s highest pub were forced to endure an extended New Year’s party after heavy snow falls stopped them from leaving.
So says the Darlington and Stockton Times.

Hardly surprising that :-
Spirits were high
Imagine it!

I'd be in high spirits too if I was stuck in a pub for 72 hours without the faintest chance of an enforcer turning up at the door!

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