Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)

Friday, 1 January 2010

Mr Brown calls a meeting

He said he was going to save the world at Copenhagen, but it didn't quite work out, so he's decided to get some very important people to have a meeting in Britain this time - about the Yemen and terrorism.

Somehow he thinks that getting people to sit round a table in London is going to stop the horrid terrorists from wanting to blow up planes.

Hmm, but he was awfully worried about "climate change" and said things about using aeroplanes less often, so Mrs R is a bit confused. But then, maybe, by getting all these important people to fly to Britain it could fix a problem for him - because maybe all the hot air from the meetings might melt that horribly inconvenient snow.

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