Here's an easy way to mess up your keyboard.
Step one :- Take mouthful of coffee/tea/beer/whisky/water.
Step two :- Carefully read this from Dick Puddlecote, and then this via Reuters.
If steps one and two didn't destroy your keyboard then you will need
Step three :- Read this from An Englishman's Castle.
From the last link you will learn that writing something as innocuous as "Summer 2012" or "London 2012" will be against the law if you are a trader. Imaginative, or creative, use of language will be dealt with because
Step one :- Take mouthful of coffee/tea/beer/whisky/water.
Step two :- Carefully read this from Dick Puddlecote, and then this via Reuters.
If steps one and two didn't destroy your keyboard then you will need
Step three :- Read this from An Englishman's Castle.
From the last link you will learn that writing something as innocuous as "Summer 2012" or "London 2012" will be against the law if you are a trader. Imaginative, or creative, use of language will be dealt with because
(6) The Secretary of State may by order add, remove or vary an entry in either group of expressions.....Imagine trying to sell a summer holiday, in the year 2012!
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