Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)
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Friday, 8 January 2010

Thanks Met Office!

According to the BBC at 18:49 GMT, Thursday, 7 January 2010
The Met Office said temperatures could fall to as low as -20C in England.
Do they really call this a weather forecast?

Mrs R can look out of her window, she can see the snow and she can see the clear starry skies and she could see the moon lying on its back, so she has a darned good idea that tonight is going to be extremely cold

She would have expected the Met Office to have been able to predict this "cold snap" more than a couple of days in advance - something pointed out by Andrew Neil when he interviewed John Hirst, the chap who gets paid a small fortune for running the Met Office. Andrew Neil wanted to know why the USA got weather warnings right, but the renowned (and very expensive) Met Office didn't provide an equivalent service for the UK.

Maybe information gleaned via Not a sheep would help, because surely the power supply people get more warning than us mere mortals.

It might be worth checking out this power supply/demand site to work out what the weather will be like. (Unfortunately Mrs R hasn't a clue what the proper name is, there doesn't seem to be a title anywhere.)

Okay, I know, it's getting a bit stale and a bit sameish, but my continued bashing away at the Met Office for being useless is really just a symptom of my/our general unhappiness of/with/about the way things are being done (or not done) in this country right now.

Weather forecasters are there to provide a service, and an accurate service too - because if they don't it means lives can be put at risk.

If there are likely to be storms, whether wind or rain, they should tell us.

If heavy snow or frost is likely, they should tell us.

They should tell us these things long enough in advance so we can make up our own minds about what we do or don't do - because some of us can use our initiative, we're not all totally dependent on government to make decisions about the minutiae of our everyday lives.

If we know what weather is on the way we can make up our minds about whether to take a long journey in a car, maybe to try to visit a very sick relative in a hospital a couple of hundred miles away - and that's the sort of quandary facing us Rigbys at the moment, and the Met Office is doing damn all to help.

Aside from that, we pay them for a service. The service they are supposed to provide is meant to help us decide whether or not it's a good idea to take a long walk in the countryside, maybe go out in a small boat, or even whether or not to plan an outdoor party.

But they don't seem to care, all they want to do is bamboozle us with an agenda designed to make us believe the planet is going to fry - but even if it does, they tell us it won't happen tomorrow, and frankly it's tomorrow that's important to most people, who want to know whether they will be able to get to the shops, whether their children will be able to go to school or college and whether or not they should get out of bed early to try to go to work.

And to make it all worse, Mrs R has just seen a government funded "information advert" telling her and her family not to waste water because the planet is running out of the wet stuff.

Honestly, you couldn't make it up, could you!

When snow melts it turns into water. If we hadn't had this load of snow we'd probably have had lots and lots of rain - like Spain and Portugal.

If the Met Office had made the right forecast at the right time then this advert might not have been shown, and might not, therefore, have been so utterly and ridiculously inappropriate.

Thursday, 7 January 2010

Simon the Seer.

In September 2007 Sion Simon wrote
Shortly there will be an election, in which Labour will increase its majority, and in so doing utterly shatter the glass paradigm of cyclical politics which has contained us for the century since 1906. This ought to herald another decade of strong, confident, consensual Labour government. Which will finally and irrevocably transform the nature of politics and civic life in Britain.
He said a lot more, it would seem that he was a bit of a seer, because we Rigbys think his party's term in government has most certainly fulfilled the aim outlined in the last sentence of this quote.

The extract is taken shamelessly from Obo's site. It's worth looking at what else Obo has to say about it, and following his link too.

No salt and no snow ploughs.

From the Universality of Cheese, via Charlotte Gore

Now Gordon the North Britisher wouldn’t do this, would he?

Not that I’m the kind of chap to comment on unsubstantiated rumours……….but word reaches me that a certain cooncil official, maybe in the South of Scotland, in a rare display of initiative and foresight, realising that said cooncil was rapidly running out of salt for for the roads, contacted the people in the Welsh salt mines and placed an order for a sizeable amount of the anti-slippy salt.

A local haulage company were allegedly asked to nip down to Wales and pick up a convoy of the salt to get us through the next part of what we like to refer to as Winter.

Upon arrival, much chagrin ensued as the tired truckers were told to Ecclefechen off, as the company had allegedly been told there was no salt for them, as HM Government in ThatLondon had ordered that all salt be retained for the exclusive use of the South East of England. Also the drivers supposedly were told that the company were under explicit instructions not to sell any road grit to local authorities or the Scottish Government.

Michty, I suggest a trip to local chippy and some bulk purchasing of brine if this story is at all true….

If it's true it's rather an odd sort of abuse of authority isn't it - stopping people from being allowed to buy what they've ordered and are all too willing to pay for?

But then Charlotte also says this
Caught briefly on the radio – the Government intends to use Emergency powers to bail out feckless, useless councils who’ve found themselves utterly unprepared for snow by raiding the grit and salt supplies of useful, competent well prepared councils who’ve still got supplies.
Ah, "emergency powers" - they had to come out of Pandora's Box before the election, so this is a good excuse.

Here in Rigbytown the situation is fairly horrible, the snow the Met Office said we wouldn't have has stopped food getting to the supermarkets. Schools are closed and we've been told that University term will be late starting - because nobody can get there.

When Mrs R was little there was snow, lots of it too, but there was no question of either not going to work or school. Somehow we all managed to eat and keep warm too - but then we hadn't been brainwashed into relying on central government to tell us what to do, and when.

The village of Cow Ark in Yorkshire has been cut off for 22 days - what does the local council say?
County Councillor Keith Young, who has a responsibility for highways, gave residents little comfort, asking them to 'bear with us'.

He said: ‘At the moment we have a very extreme set of circumstances and the priority is to keep the main roads clear.

‘As soon as we can we will treat the other roads we will do but we will not jeopardise our grit stocks.

‘My message to the residents in Cow Ark is that we are not doing this deliberately and I am sure their community spirit will see them through.’
"Community Spirit" my eye - let's see the same councillor stand in front of a people living on a tough inner city estate and tell them to look after themselves. He and his council are ignoring their responsibilities and they're doing it because they can. They know the people of Cow Ark - who contribute to the public purse - aren't important or vocal enough to count. And they're probably all British too, so won't fit any particular government quota of need.

The current situation is a terrible indication of how bad things are in Britain just now - for the world to see that we can't cope with snow and that some councils are willing to leave communities to suffer. Where are the emergency helicopter drops of food and water? Those things used to happen when Mrs R was a girl, but not now, not in a cash-strapped Britain that's more bothered about sending money abroad instead of looking after its' own population.

Looking around news from the rest of the northern hemisphere it doesn't seem that any other countries have ground to a halt, and it doesn't look as if other people are being told to stay indoors.

Is it any wonder that the country has slipped to 25th in the list of "Best places in the world to live" - behind Uruguay, Hungary, Czech Republic and Lithuania.

The people who draw up these lists aren't stupid, and they read the news too, they can see what's happening in Britain. They can see how the population is being bullied and cowed into submission by an increasing list of petty rules and regulations that should be laughed at and ignored. They can see a government that's involved itself in the petty minutiae of everyday life - from how to wipe your nose to what you should eat, whilst ignoring the bigger issues facing the country - such as a recession, unemployment, over-reliance on benefits and excessive immigration ... and being prepared for Winter, something that happens every single year.

P.S.
The Mail's story about Cow Ark seems to have changed a bit, quoting
Ribble Valley Council leader Michael Ranson said: ‘There needs to be a complete rethink on the county council's policy on dealing with the sort of extreme weather we have seen.

‘We know that the council cannot deal with every last road in the area, but with the help of farmers they can clear them. More has to be done to help people who live in these very rural locations.

‘In the past farmers have been offered expenses to clear roads that the county council cannot get to. This must be done now and should already have happened.’
Mrs R thinks he's got a point, she also thinks that what he's said raises questions about both funding and spending, because Michael Ranson, Leader of Ribble Valley Council, is over-ruled by a County Councillor, even though
road safety [is] among Ribble Valley Borough Council's priorities for 2009/10.
How can a local council have any sort of priorities when they can, apparently, be blocked by the chaps with bigger wages, and bigger budgets?

Predicting snow.

Amazing isn't it!

Last year we were told that
Britain’s gas storage capacity is 4.3 billion cubic metres, providing no more than 15 days of supply
On Tuesday 5th January the National Grid announced an energy alert - maybe not enough gas to go heat all the fires and all the central heating systems and all the power stations unless somebody got some more gas from somewhere, fast.

Here's what the National Grid site says

The purpose of the Gas Balancing Alert (GBA) is to provide a signal to the market that demand-side reduction and/or additional supplies may be required to avoid the risk of entering into a Network Gas Supply Emergency. The trigger level for a Gas Balancing Alert is based on a combination of the absolute Supply & Demand levels and the impact of a potential breach of a Safety Monitor.
Hmm, well, we knew there wasn't a lot of storage space, we knew there wasn't much in February 2009 - but what was done to fix it? What department took responsibility to make sure Britain would survive a period of high demand - such as prolonged cold weather? It would seem nobody did anything, maybe they didn't think they needed to - probably because the Met Office predicted both a mild winter and a period of warm weather for the foreseeable future.

Over the last 24 hours people have been running around like headless chickens, emptying supermarket shelves of almost anything they can get their hands on, including torches, thermal underwear, thermos flasks and sleeping bags. Some people have resorted to using cat litter to 'grit' icy garden paths because there's no salt to buy, and have ended up making a terrible mess of their carpets. Halfords is doing its best to keep up with demand for antifreeze, but deliveries are held up by snow. And guess what, these retailers weren't able to plan ahead - because the Met Office predicted a mild winter.

Where the Rigby family lives it's difficult to get any fresh food, which is a bit of a nuisance because we emptied our fridge before Christmas and could do with refilling it again now we're back home. We Rigbys are without potatoes, carrots, green vegetables and not surprisingly there's no chance of buying salad of any sort. We have no milk, no pet food and very little breakfast cereal - and no prospect of getting any because the supermarkets (which are our only food source, all the little shops are long gone from Rigbytown) aren't getting deliveries because the roads aren't working properly. There's nothing to put in the Rigby's bread making machine because other people emptied the supermarkets of flour and bread mixes. The supermarket looked, in Mrs R's mind, like something out of the worst time of Soviet Russia.

It's a good job we've got a decent sized freezer and a cupboard stocked with things in tins, otherwise we'd be very, very, hungry.

Why has this happened?

Mrs R thinks it's happened because the supermarkets weren't able to predict demand - because the Met Office predicted a mild winter.

The main roads through Rigby town aren't too bad, but pavements are treacherous and side roads have been ignored by the council - because the council hasn't got enough salt or grit to deal with them, and anyway they're too bothered about making sure the motorways work. They probably haven't got enough salt or grit because they didn't think they'd need any - because the Met Office predicted a mild winter.

Who had to rescue people stranded on the motorways?
Up to 1,000 stranded motorists had to be rescued by the Army today after some of the heaviest snowfalls in 20 years left drivers trapped in their cars overnight.
It was the Army, the same one that joined the bits of Workington together again after their bridge got washed away and the same Army that's had it's finances messed with, whilst the office dwellers of the MoD got bonuses.

There seems to be a pattern here somewhere, because it's reported that the chap in charge, John Hirst, gets given a whopping financial bonus, taking his salary to :-

between £195,000 and £200,000 in pay and bonuses in 2008/9
and

The figure is a 25 per cent increase on the £155,000 to £160,000 "pay equivalent" for Mr Hirst in 2007/8. Mr Hirst had joined midway through the previous financial year in September 2007.
Now I don't care how much this man earns, as long as he does his job properly. I don't care how much anybody earns, as long as they do their job properly - more especially somebody who's paid out of the public purse.

Mr Hirst heads an organisation that has publicised and encouraged belief in global warming theories, and that has linked breathing out CO2 to climate change. Even the top Google weblink says "Met Office: Weather and Climate Change". Mrs R doesn't think the Met Office's job to be involved in either politics or pressure groups, she thinks they should concentrate on getting short term weather forecasts right.

They used to be able to do it.

The Met Office was originally set up to help seafarers. In 1944 the forecaster's strands of seaweed, thermometers, maps and barometers were capable of accurately predicting a clear weather window that would allow the Normandy Landings to go ahead. These days, with their multi-million supercomputer, they can't even tell us when we're to expect enough snow to bring the country to its knees.

Is it too much to ask that high-earning Mr Hirst does his job, and ensures that the Met Office does its job properly too - so that supermarkets can get the right stuff onto their shelves, so that local councils can stock up on salt and grit and so that we ordinary folk can have a good idea of what we might see when we look out of the window in the morning?

It shouldn't be too hard for them because, after all, they reckon they've got clever brains that can predict both climate and weather for 50+ years in the future!

When Mrs Rigby was little her Mum told her that whatever happened to the weather in America was likely to happen in the UK within a week or so - and in the last few weeks all sorts of US snowfall records have been broken. WattsUpWithThat tells us that ... over 1200 new cold and snow records set in the last week in USA. Even Florida and Miami are expecting the "longest stretch of cold weather in 15 to 25 years", so I sort of expected a bit of snow here.

And now, based on her own life experience coupled with her Mum's words of wisdom, Mrs R predicts that the current cold spell, along with the snow, will probably last more than a week - and no, there's no supercomputer at Rigby Towers, just a good memory and brains that still work.

Let's see if I get it right.

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

2009 December was coldest for 30 years?

Surely the BBC must have got it wrong, they must have misunderstood the Met Office data

"Provisional Met Office figures for December show temperatures for much of the UK were 1.5C and 2.5C below the mean temperatures for the last 30 years. Scotland saw temperatures dip still lower - from 2.5C to 3.5C. On Tuesday, temperatures in Scotland plunged to -15C in places, while parts of Germany dropped to -19C."
Read more here.

There's a nice picture or four too, but they won't transfer to this blog.

Maybe the meeting of like minds in Copenhagen did the trick after all, and warmist 'groupthink' made the weather gods turn down the planet's thermostat.

Or maybe all the stuff about warming was a load of twaddle, designed to find an easy way of taking money away from lots of gullible people so it would line the pockets of a select few.

Sunday, 3 January 2010

Extended New Year revelry

REVELLERS at England’s highest pub were forced to endure an extended New Year’s party after heavy snow falls stopped them from leaving.
So says the Darlington and Stockton Times.

Hardly surprising that :-
Spirits were high
Imagine it!

I'd be in high spirits too if I was stuck in a pub for 72 hours without the faintest chance of an enforcer turning up at the door!

Saturday, 2 January 2010

ID cards are not passports

Following a trail from no2id Mrs R found this article in the Manchester Evening News, which says that
Some 1,736 people in Greater Manchester have bought the £30 cards after the Home Office promised they could be used to travel in Europe.
Unfortunately it would seem that the Home Office didn't bother to tell immigration staff or airlines in other European countries, including Germany, who
said they would not accept the cards until they had been officially recognised by the German federal authorities.
and
Cyrus Nayeri was treated like a criminal when he used his new ID card to travel to Bonn
So - it's important to remember that if you choose to spend £30 on an ID card (that will lock you into a pernicious system of checks, rules, and fines for non-compliance) it offers no advantage whatsoever outside UK - because nobody else knows what it's for.

At £30 the ID card may be relatively inexpensive, now, but it cannot be used as a cheap substitute for a Passport. It has to be used alongside a passport.

It seems to be reaching the time that UK has to become a full signatory of the Schengen Agreement. Failing to do so has meant this country cannot fully access the database, and pretending reluctance is related to "protecting our borders" has proved a fruitless exercise because, with hundreds of miles of unpoliced coastline, it's like trying to keep water out of a sponge.

Being a full signatory to Schengen would also make travel easier, both to and from other European countries - which would ease congestion, possibly reduce costs and would also make employment in other EU states an easier option for British nationals - if they can speak the language (but that's a wholly different subject for discussion.)

Friday, 1 January 2010

Mr Brown calls a meeting

He said he was going to save the world at Copenhagen, but it didn't quite work out, so he's decided to get some very important people to have a meeting in Britain this time - about the Yemen and terrorism.

Somehow he thinks that getting people to sit round a table in London is going to stop the horrid terrorists from wanting to blow up planes.

Hmm, but he was awfully worried about "climate change" and said things about using aeroplanes less often, so Mrs R is a bit confused. But then, maybe, by getting all these important people to fly to Britain it could fix a problem for him - because maybe all the hot air from the meetings might melt that horribly inconvenient snow.

Jack Straw and the Police

Jack Straw thinks the Police are lazy and actually prefer to spend their time indoors, where they can keep themselves nice and warm whilst filling in a few forms that, he says, take no more than an hour or so.

Mr Straw thinks the Police are undisciplined, and Mr Johnson agrees with him. Mr Straw is, at present, the Justice Secretary and Mr Johnson the Home Secretary.

Apart from the fact that Mrs R remembers what Jack Straw was like as a student, she also thinks that, before making such a careless public criticism, he would do well to find out what's happening in the real world and what real people think of policies that are imposed from on high. His criticism could do more to alienate and undermine the authority of decent and hard working Police than almost anything else he and his colleagues have done in the last few years.

Do either Mr Straw or Mr Johnson think imposed "targets" make themselves up, all on their own without human intervention? Doesn't it cross their minds, even for a fleeting moment, that their own departments are responsible for keeping the Police indoors. It's the multitude of government bean counters, quota hunters and target seekers who keep the Police chained to their chairs, not electric fires and coffee cups.

Here's one place he could have looked, which gives a list of Police targets for 2010, they're shared with the world by Inspector Gadget - dated 28th December, four days before Mr Straw launched his broadside.

I quote :-
Here are the targets for my team in 2010.

1. The number of Detected Crimes per officer, measured against the other teams (supposedly dropped; still around with a vengeance)

2. The amount of overtime spend, measured against the other teams (ignore everything towards the end of a shift)

3. The number of annual Appraisals submitted on time (dash through a ‘cut & paste’ session to meet the deadline)

4. The amount of violent crime in the area, measured against other Divisions, regardless of location (arrest for D&D as instructed)

5. The number of officers who complete the Diversity Training packages in time (apparently I can take a pay cut if this is not done).

6. The amount of time we take to submit road accident reports, measured against the other teams (accuracy would be better but….)

7. The amount of time we take to submit domestic violence reports, measured against the other teams (as above)

8. The amount of time I take to submit personnel paperwork (the personnel department do what exactly?)

9. The number of days taken off sick by my team, measured against a ‘analytical product’ from somewhere.

10.The number of Customer Service cold-calls I make and the number of Customer Service forms handed out by my team.

11. I must have a Diversity & Performance Meeting, every week, with every officer, and submit the minutes within 7 days of each meeting. These meetings are to be held individually, not as a team, and must cover 1 to 10 above.

Now Mrs R can do basic calculations and basic time keeping, and she's fairly confident that if she had to do all this stuff as well as ordinary policing (which she doesn't because she has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the Police Force) she's fairly sure it would take up quite a bit of time.

Mrs R isn't at all sure she'd appreciate a "cold call" from the Police, she's fairly sure she'd put the phone down thinking it was a hoax!

She's very intrigued to know why every Police Officer has to have a "Diversity and Performance" meeting each week - does this mean that each officer has their own 'diversity' targets to meet, and can be told off if they fail to have ticked all the right boxes? Surely they don't have to either arrest or stop and search a given number of people who fit certain profiles, or make sure the number are balanced to give a 'fair' ethnic mix?

To think there was a time when the Police were reacting to or trying to prevent crime - irrespective of who was the perpetrator - and to keep communities safe.

If they were able to do this today then potential thugs such as this "child" from Croydon might be under control, kept ther by proper 'community policing' - instead of having his tag removed by magistrates who decided it was pointless!

P.S.
It's worth reading the comments beneath Insp Gadget's original post here

Dr. Richard Lindzen interview

Via Witterings from Witney whose link took me to The Purple Scorpion and on to the SSPI Blog which carries this transcript which Mrs Rigby thinks is worth sharing.

... From the Swiss weekly magazine Die Weltwoche

  • We are delighted to reproduce this recent translation of an interview with Dr. Richard Lindzen, Alfred P. Sloan Professor of Planetary and Meteorological Sciences at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, the most eminent climatologist alive today. The interview reveals something of the exasperation of the true scientist at the naive, religious belief of his colleagues in propositions that are either unknowable or unproven.

Professor Lindzen, you are called a “climate denier”. Does that make you feel like an outcast?
I am no outcast. If you want to soak up propaganda, that’s your problem. I work at the world-famous Massachusetts Institute of Technology. I have the respect of my colleagues. Think for a moment about what you have just said. I am a survivor of the Holocaust. My parents fled Germany in 1938. Anyone who calls me a “climate denier” not only insults me – he also insults his own intelligence.
Why?
Because the topic of the climate is so complex. It has so many facets. Or do you really believe that every scientist rushes to goosestep in al Al Gore’s footsteps? Do you really believe that all of us ought to agree with him? Anyone who has even one or two neurons still working between his ears should know that anyone who uses the expression “climate denier” has lost the argument.
Have you received death threats, like some of your colleagues who have expressed their skepticism publicly?

Yes, there were a few emails that told me to go to hell, but that is not a death threat.
Why do people hate your point of view?
You have to expect to be hated when you ask questions in such a climate. People like to think that they improve themselves when they believe with their whole hearts that the world will end unless they save it immediately. They develop a quasi-religious enthusiasm, like Islamist extremists. Anyone who winds people up to that extent should be ashamed of himself.

Had you expected that you would be criticized?
Naturally. I once wrote in the Wall Street Journal that scientists have been silenced, and have even lost their positions, because they dared to express doubts about what we are told are the “facts” of the climate controversy. Laurie David, the producer of Al Gore’s film, wrote in her blog that she was happy that those scientists were finally silenced. She also wrote that any scientists who seek to investigate their scientific doubts should not receive any funding.
Surely that contradicts the way that science is understood to work: that its hypotheses always have to be tested again and again, and can be disproved but cannot be proved.

Quite right, but it is easy to corrupt science. It has happened many times. I was at the international meeting of the American Geophysical Union last winter in San Francisco. Al Gore spoke. And his message was this: “You ought to have the courage to join the consensus, to support it publicly in everything you say, and feel free to silence anyone who disagrees with the consensus. The audience gave these remarks an enthusiastic reception.
What did you do?
I shrugged my shoulders and went out and read George Orwell.

What would you do? You are upset about about an Oscar winner, Al Gore, who says things like “The continued existence of our civilization is at stake.”

There is indeed plenty at stake: namely companies like Generation Investment Management [founded by Al Gore], Lehman Brothers, Apple, and Google, Gore has major financial interests in all of these. Al Gore combines lunacy and corruption.
Wait a minute: those are serious accusations.

First, he fosters hysteria. And secondly, he has a major financial interest. He is simply not independent.
OK, you say that climate change is not so alarming because the models overestimate the influence of CO2 on climate. In saying that, surely you are contradicting 95% of all scientists?

But it is so. The influence of CO2 is much smaller that the models have predicted. You then have two choices. The model is false or the model is right and something unknown makes up the difference. The modelers have unfortunately taken the second way and claim that aerosols make up the difference. But, as the IPCC says, we don’t know anything about aerosols. The current models are tuned. If there is a problem, then call it aerosol. That is a dishonorable way out.
The head of the Natural Environmental Research Council in Great Britain said something remarkable. Climate change must be manmade because he can’t imagine anything else that might be the cause. That is a statement touching on intellectual incompetence, which a scientist should never utter.
Professor Lindzen, what, then, are the facts?

Physics does not lie about the greenhouse effect. The CO2 concentration has increased. The 20th century was warmer overall by 0.5 C.
How do you explain the most recent warming?

I don’t believe it. The warming occurred from 1976 to 1986, then it plateaued.

Do you accept that in general it has become warmer?

Yes, but we are speaking of tenths of a degree. If you take into account the uncertainty in the data, there was warming from 1920 to 1940, cooling until 1970, and warming again until the beginning of the 90s. But you can’t say it as preciselu as that, whatever you think. There is no real difference between the temperatures of today and those in the 1920s and ’30s. The system is never constant. And to declare the end of the world because of a couple of tenths of a degree is a joke.
But surely it is just this tenth of a degree that can have monstrous consequences?
Yes, it could – provided that you ignore all reality. The problem is that the media make a big show out of these very small temperature differences – differences that fall within the error-bars of the measurement. The fact is that our methods of measurement are simply not precise enough.
To recap: it has gotten warmer in the last century, but climate is a system that always varies. It is a turbulent system. You cannot think about it dogmatically. The main question remains, are these 0.5 degrees a large or a small variation, is it serious or not? We don’t know. No one should be ashamed to say that we still simply don’t know. And a couple of degrees still don’t make an eternal summer.
You took part in the Third IPCC Assessment Report. What is your opinion of the Fourth Assessment Report?

First, I would have to see the report. Up to now we know only about the Summary for Policymakers. The report itself was finished last October. Now they need several months in order to bring it into agreement with the Summary. If a corporation did that with its annual report it would be front page news in all the papers. And not at all to the corporation’s advantage.
Why did you not participate in the preparation of the Fourth Assessment Report?
I had no time. I had participated – by writing a couple of pages. There were hundreds of scientists, in teams, where two or three were responsible for a couple of pages. They flew all over the world for years. You can’t work that way.
Assume you are right that everything will not be very bad, and that the data are not good enough to prove the alarmist case. In that event, what is all the fuss about?

Many interest groups have discovered climate change. Everyone will profit from it except the ordinary consumer, who must be maneuvered by propaganda. The scientists profit: their funding has increased more than tenfold since the early 1990s. Then there is the ecological movement, a multi-billion-dollaroperation with thousands of employees.
The problem is that we have solved the problems of air and water pollution. We eliminated those. So the ecological movement desperately needed problems that could not be eliminated. That made climate change attractive to them.
And industry, which you assume is against curbs on CO2 emissions, also profits. Corporations are perhaps opposed to the alarmist position, because it gives them problems they have to accommodate to. But they can make money from it. The large corporations live off climate change.
Last year I spoke with someone from the big coal producer Arch Coal. He said he is all in favor of cutting CO2 emissions. I asked him, whether a coal company seriously wanted CO2 restrictions. He said, “Sure, we’ll manage it, but our smaller competitors won’t.”
The energy giant Exxon Mobil was against it.

Yes, the previous CEO fought CO2 restrictions on principle. But what industry wants is this. 1. They want to determine the restrictions themselves. 2. They want all corporations to be subjected to the same restrictions. 3. They want to know in advance how to prepare themselves. Then they can lay off the huge costs on consumers.
And what are your interests?
I have been working for decades in this area. We were beginning to understand how things work, how the atmosphere and the climate really function. Then we were rolled over by the simplified claim that climate depends only on CO2. Thus every hope of finding out, for example, how ice ages work was destroyed. Suddenly everyone said, “All scientists are united,” as if we still lived in the Soviet Union.
Today Russian scientists are moving away from the consensus, aren’t they?
Some yes, others no. It is a question of which generation they belong to. The older ones break away, the younger ones get in line. Russia has a long tradition in climate research. The older scientists were world leaders. And they knew that this simplistic way of looking at things made no sense. The younger ones are not distinguished but they want invitations to visit Europe – so they collaborate and do what Europe wants.
Is the world so simple?

Sometimes yes. In 2004 there was a meeting in Moscow, organized by the Russian Academy of Sciences. Sir David King, who was then the chief scientific advisor to the British Government, was invited. When he heard that they had also invited people like me, he wanted to cancel. But he was already at the airport. So he came and spoke first and said that he would invite Russian scientists who shared his point of view to come to England.
You laugh. Do you find it funny?

No, but that’s the way the world is.
When did you get mad for the first time?
In 1987 I received a letter from a man by the name of Lester Lave, a well known economics professor at Carnegie-Mellon University in Pittsburgh. He wrote that he had testified in a Senate hearing. Al Gore had also been there, by the way. Lave said then that the science was still very uncertain about what the causes of climate change were. Al Gore threw him out of the hearing with the words that anyone who said that didn’t know what he was talking about.
But Al Gore is really not a scientist.

Well, he was on TV after his film opened in the movie theatres. The interviewer asked him, why he believed that sea level could go up by about six meters, when science talks about 40 cm. He answered that science did not know what it was talking about but he did. I think Al Gore is crazy.
You are annoyed when a politician says something about science?

Yes. I reassured Lester Lave that science really can never be certain. But it all turned serious in 1988, shortly after Newsweek came out with a front-page article about global warming. I began to say publicly that I thought the data too weak to reach a final conclusion. Many colleagues said that they were happy that someone had finally said what I had said.
But, as the older Bush raised the funding for climate research from 170 million dollars to 2 billion, the institutions figured out that their future was connected with climate change. Even at MIT there exists a difference of opinion about this. We all agree about the basic idea that temperature will increase, because CO2 is a greenhouse gas. But we differ on whether climate change is an important topic. And there I differ from most of my colleagues. I believe that it is not a serious topic. I think it is important to think about the causes of the Ice Ages.
What do you know about the Ice Ages?

Very little. The Ice Ages correlate somehow with orbital parameters, but we don’t know how this has influenced climate change. Those are serious topics in atmospheric dynamics. I can tell you that we know very little.
How should we approach the solution?
No one wants to solve the problem, because then the money will stop flowing.
Listen, Professor Lindzen, what really is your opinion about human nature?

I see it this way, the way it is, not as I would like it. After the signing of the Montreal Protocol in 1987 for protecting the ozone layer, research support disappeared. Ozone was not a problem any more – even though it still is. The stratospheric chemists work today in the area of stratosphere and climate. Politics pays science: we are very dependent on it.
Who pays for the necessary research?

NASA. Sometimes no one. I tell you, they don’t want to solve the problem. Uncertainty is essential for alarmism. The argument is always the same. It may perhaps be uncertain, but whatever is uncertain is also possible.
Are you saying that we cannot do anything about climate change? Are we doomed?

I say: We should not do anything. We really have other problems. If I, as an American, look at Europe, then I see a continent that does not care about terrorism, that Iran could become a nuclear power, that Islam is expanding. Instead, Europe worries about climate change. That is a form of societal stupidity. Europe wants to feel that it is good and important. That is dumb. And, at the same time no European country will meet the Kyoto goals. No, I don’t understand any of this. We need to buy new electric lights? How could that possibly help? Is everyone going to screw them in? I hope that this stops soon.
Why should it? That is human nature.

What – that someone proclaims the end of the world every couple of years and then everyone forgets that it hasn’t happened? That can’t go on. Sooner or later people get tired of the story and turn to something else. Surveys in the US already show such a trend. The reality is that Honda has built a small, very good hybrid car. It does not sell. People want a fat Toyota Prius so the neighbors will know that they have bought a hybrid.
What kind of car do you drive?

An old Honda Accord 1998.
What do you really believe?
I am somewhat religious, more of a believer in any case than an observer. Something besides mankind exists.
And in spite of that you also cannot be sure that mankind has no influence on climate?
No one says that. But anyone who says that people are the cause of this or that is wrong. No one doubts that CO2 absorbs infrared, and thus has an influence. But if you double the CO2 concentration, the temperature would rise by less than one Celsius degree – so little that we could not even measure it. I cannot believe that the world was so poorly constructed that it could not withstand such a minuscule change – it has already survived many changes on that scale.

Do humans believe that the world must die because we are mortal?

We live in a time of pessimism. It was the same in the 19th century. Then the Royal Society wrote in a report to the government that the electrification of England was too dangerous for normal people, and that one would do better by choosing gas. People profit today more than ever from scientific progress but don’t have the slightest clue how their equipment operates. That is a loss of control. This is why Al Gore puts forth a highly simplified picture of global warming, that every five year old can understand. It gives people the feeling that they understand what is going on, and that they can do something about it. Unfortunately, that is not the case.

Mrs R thinks Dr. Richard Lindzen is a fairly sensible sort of chap.