Dear Chief Secretary to the Treasury,
I'm afraid to tell you there's no money left.
Signed, Liam Byrne

(Outgoing Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury. May 2010)
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Monday, 19 April 2010

Black Swan politics

Mrs Rigby has never been much of a philosopher, although she does think quite a lot, about quite a lot of things. Earlier today she read something in a shed that made her think, quite deeply and quite seriously.

Her thoughts have resulted in a very long post, she hopes you will manage to read it and follow it's meanders through to the end.

It all started with what she read, here. This is the beginning,
It just occurs to me that we have had two of the type of events that we are warned about in Nassim Nicholas Taleb's book The Black Swan.

That is potentially high consequence yet rare and unlikely events.

1) Nick Clegg manages to get away with claiming the Lib Dems are different in terms of the expenses ( the facts say otherwise ) and is allowed to brush off the funding of the Lib Dem party from dubious sources. The public responds with X Factor like support.

2) All air traffic is stopped because of a volcano in Iceland.
So, off Mrs R went to read about the Black Swan theory. It's interesting. There's more online than that Wikipedia article, but that one's enough for starters.

Apparently it all began with a poet/thinker called Juvenal, who said, "A good person is as rare as a black swan". He could say this because when he was around no Europeans had noticed Australia, so hadn't seen its' wildlife which, of course, includes black swans. There was, therefore, an assumption that all swans are white and all swans will always be white - and so it stayed for several hundred years.

Then the Dutch found their way to Australia, and saw some black swans - which made various 'thinkers' decide to use Juvenal's term to describe something fallacious, something as yet unproven, or something claimed to be 'always true' that carelessly ignores the 'what if' factor. It's that 'what if' factor that Mrs R will eventually return to.

Nassim Taleb seems a clever sort of chap, which is why Mrs Rigby is sharing this extract from an article - it's all about economics and was written a couple of weeks ago.
Ten Principles for a Black Swan Robust World:

1. What is fragile should break early while it is still small.
Nothing should ever become too big to fail. Evolution in economic life helps those with the maximum amount of hidden risks – and hence the most fragile – become the biggest.

2. No socialisation of losses and privatisation of gains.
Whatever may need to be bailed out should be nationalised; whatever does not need a bail-out should be free, small and riskbearing. We have managed to combine the worst of capitalism and socialism. In France in the 1980s, the socialists took over the banks. In the US in the 2000s, the banks took over the government. This is surreal.

3. People who were driving a school bus blindfolded (and crashed it) should never be given a new bus.
The economics establishment (universities, regulators, central bankers, government officials, various organisations staffed with economists) lost its legitimacy with the failure of the system. It is irresponsible and foolish to put our trust in the ability of such experts to get us out of this mess. Instead, find the smart people whose hands are clean.

4. Do not let someone making an “incentive” bonus manage a nuclear plant – or your financial risks.
Odds are he would cut every corner on safety to show “profits” while claiming to be “conservative”. Bonuses do not accommodate the hidden risks of blow-ups. It is the asymmetry of the bonus system that got us here. No incentives without disincentives: capitalism is about rewards and punishments, not just rewards.

5. Counter-balance complexity with simplicity.
Complexity from globalisation and highly networked economic life needs to be countered by simplicity in financial products. The complex economy is already a form of leverage: the leverage of efficiency. Such systems survive thanks to slack and redundancy; adding debt produces wild and dangerous gyrations and leaves no room for error. Capitalism cannot avoid fads and bubbles: equity bubbles (as in 2000) have proved to be mild; debt bubbles are vicious.

6. Do not give children sticks of dynamite, even if they come with a warning.
Complex derivatives need to be banned because nobody understands them and few are rational enough to know it. Citizens must be protected from themselves, from bankers selling them “hedging” products, and from gullible regulators who listen to economic theorists.

7. Only Ponzi schemes should depend on confidence.
Governments should never need to “restore confidence”. Cascading rumours are a product of complex systems. Governments cannot stop the rumours. Simply, we need to be in a position to shrug off rumours, be robust in the face of them.

8. Do not give an addict more drugs if he has withdrawal pains.
Using leverage to cure the problems of too much leverage is not homeopathy, it is denial. The debt crisis is not a temporary problem, it is a structural one. We need rehab.

9. Citizens should not depend on financial assets or fallible “expert” advice for their retirement.
Economic life should be definancialised. We should learn not to use markets as storehouses of value: they do not harbour the certainties that normal citizens require. Citizens should experience anxiety about their own businesses (which they control), not their investments (which they do not control).

10. Make an omelette with the broken eggs.
Finally, this crisis cannot be fixed with makeshift repairs, no more than a boat with a rotten hull can be fixed with ad-hoc patches. We need to rebuild the hull with new (stronger) materials; we will have to remake the system before it does so itself. Let us move voluntarily into Capitalism 2.0 by helping what needs to be broken break on its own, converting debt into equity, marginalising the economics and business school establishments, shutting down the “Nobel” in economics, banning leveraged buyouts, putting bankers where they belong, clawing back the bonuses of those who got us here, and teaching people to navigate a world with fewer certainties.

Then we will see an economic life closer to our biological environment: smaller companies, richer ecology, no leverage. A world in which entrepreneurs, not bankers, take the risks and companies are born and die every day without making the news.

In other words, a place more resistant to black swans.
Phew, reading all that makes Mrs R wonder about Britain's economy and what's been allowed to happen, because Taleb's ideas seem remarkably sensible, common sense in fact. They're all nice to read, but not entirely relevant to the rest of what Mrs R is going to say - although because of the dire state of our economy there is a tenuous sort of link.

You see whilst reading all that Mrs Rigby had what she thinks might be a 'Black Swan' moment of 'what if', and will try to show the various thought processes, snippets and badly remembered history lessons that took her there - all thanks to that Man in a Shed by the way.

Mrs R knows the Lib Dems are very much a, "What if ...? Oh, don't be so silly!" sort of political party that haven't really been given much credence at election time, not since Labour appeared and stole their voters - but she knows that once there were only two viable parties - "Whigs" and "Tories".

The Whigs were allowed to rebrand and rename themselves as "Liberals", and now "Lib Dems" - and so conceal their aristocratic past - but there have indeed been some great (and very wealthy) Liberal leaders. Here are a few - Earl Grey (of the tea), Viscount Melbourne (from Brocket Hall), Viscount Palmerston (from Broadlands, Romsey), Sir William Ewart Gladstone, The Earl of Oxford and Asquith (WW1), Lloyd-George who led a coalition government from 1916 to 1922 and was the last Liberal to live at Number 10.

The Conservatives, though, have never been allowed to completely drop the 'Tory' label, although their principles seem to have changed quite a bit over the centuries. Everybody knows the names of a few famous Conservative leaders - Bonar Law, Stanley Baldwin, Winston Churchill. Later ones are often the subject of open contempt and derision, and John Major's term as Prime Minister is remembered not for the positive, but because of sexual 'sleaze' and 'cash for questions' - matters that were so outlandish at the time as to bring down a government, but have recently become so very trivial and commonplace. Our labour government's shenanigans are by-passed, quickly forgotten and brushed under the carpet - by left-leaning media. It makes Mrs R wonder if there has ever, truly, been a pro-Tory or pro-Conservative press.

Aside from that, and vaguely linking with politician's backgrounds. Mr Blair wasn't from a poor family, his parents were wealthy enough to send him to board at Fettes. Mr Brown's parents were not poor either, when he was a child those in the Ministry were seriously upper middle class, and many kept themselves apart from the hoi polloi except for 'good deeds'. Clement Attlee's father was a solicitor. Harold Wilson's background was similar to that of Edward Heath and, although he had benefitted from attending a Grammar School, it was he who destroyed them.

Mrs R knows what happened during the period of the "Lib-Lab Pact", made in 1977 between Labour (Callaghan) and Liberal (Steel), which effectively kept Labour in power until the agreement fell apart in 1978. Prior to that there'd been the 1976 IMF loan, and afterwards was the Winter of Discontent that led to the 1979 election - which the Conservatives won.

We all know for sure that Mr Brown is desperate determined, to cling to power stay in office. He knows he's the right person for the job because he keeps on saying he is, and so do some of his supporters who trot out cliché ridden phrases that they can't possibly have made up on the spur of the moment. Maybe Mr Brown believes it because somebody once told him that his initials match the abbreviation of Great Britain, maybe he's the sort of person who believes in predestiny.

We all know that the various, media and otherwise, pollsters are predicting a tight election result. Some suggest that their sampling and standardising methods are open to question, but we'll never know for sure - but we do know that the media prefers the politics of the left, for their own reasons, and it is they who shape public opinion - in a country whose Prime Minister promised to intervene and "order the Home Secretary to investigate" the fictional legal case involving a character in a long running soap opera.

We know that for either the Lib Dems or Conservatives to win outright they need to poll significantly more votes than Labour, because of the way the Boundary Commission drew up the latest constituency boundaries.

We know that if the result is tight/close then our constitution allows Mr Brown time to try to negotiate a deal with another party - a deal that will keep him in Downing Street and also in charge of government. Time for negotiation has already been arranged, and extended to eighteen days for secret power-sharing agreements to be brokered. (What has been forgotten is that it also allows Mr Cameron and Mr Clegg eighteen days in which to negotiate and trade policies, and perhaps reach agreement in order to form a government.)

We know that Mr Brown will never negotiate with the Conservatives, we know he will never negotiate with BNP or any of the other lesser parties, which leaves Mr Clegg and the Liberals - who, even though they wouldn't openly admit it, can't ever have truly and honestly believe they might be leading lights in government after this general election. It's hard to imagine that up to last week they were even considering a "What if we nearly win?" scenario - yet, at the moment, this seems to be on the cards.

How many times has Mr Brown criticised the Conservatives for being inexperienced? Has he never once considered that, with 17 years in opposition, Labour too was inexperienced when they took over in 1997?

The last time Liberals took high office was in 1977, as a result of a short-lived power-sharing pact, yet Mr Brown doesn't criticise them for being short on experience, he might even, perhaps, fear envy acknowledge Mr Clegg's time in Europe, working alongside and negotiating with both Russia and China.

Mr Brown criticises Mr Cameron's youth, yet he is a year older than Mr Clegg. Mr Brown criticises Mr Cameron's background, whilst ignoring Mr Clegg's silver spoon.

Mrs R wonders if Mr Clegg could follow in Gladstone's footsteps and say "In time of peace nothing but dire necessity should induce us to borrow", or would he imitate Gladstone and be remembered locally as the man who cut down all the trees? (Which are only now being replaced by his descendants.)

But, all this aside, during last week's televised debate Mr Brown kept cosying up to Mr Clegg. He said, several times, "Yes, I agree with Nick." But, Mr Brown has since - on both TV and radio - rubbished the Lib Dem's policies. He knows which way up his bread is buttered though, so he won't try too hard, because he will have been told he might need some friends in order to stay a Number 10.

On Guido's chat for today's Foreign Affairs 'debate' (which was more of a BBC Q&A session) a serial spammer wrote,
"A Lib-Lab coalition will implement much-needed electoral reform, creating a permanent progressive majority in this country. The Tories will be finished."
Which brings Mrs R to her final point and a bit.

She knows, well maybe she doesn't know exactly, but she believes - feels it in her bones, that sort of thing - that this country cannot risk another year or more of Labour's money-spinning, social-engineering, divisive policies. She believes that if the Lib Dems, under Mr Clegg, form an alliance with Labour, under Mandelson Brown, it would be a catastrophe for Britain and would cause a lot of hurt and upset for too many decent people, many of whom are still wondering what on earth they've done to be so derided and vilified by their own government.

Mrs Rigby wonders if there's any political party that is able to ... to, well, speak out for Britain, for British traditions, for British values, and be able to do it without being branded either racist or xenophobic?

Oh!

No, not that lot, not those who have loud demonstrations on the streets and wave flags. She means ordinary people, who know their own true worth and haven't a clue about being loud-mouthed and pushy, people that'd better learn quickly, before it really is too late.

Mrs R is going to go and lie down in a darkened room to give her brain a rest, and to warm up because she feels very, very, cold. Maybe she's been sitting still too long and that nasty cold east wind has got to her, or maybe that dastardly volcanic dust has filtered out the warmth of the sun, but something has sent a shiver down her spine.
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Censoring Downfall

Perhaps because they were mentioned in comments left for an item in the Telegraph it would seem that 'somebody' is wandering around the internet carefully removing any 'Downfall' videos referring to Mr Brown.

The excuse being used is that they may breach copyright (Constantin Films), but it would seem that none of these humorous videos referring to other people or other products are being blocked or removed.

Interesting that this should happen so quickly after the government rushed through the Digital something-or-other Bill on their last day in office.

For more, read ColdSteelRain and MuffledVociferation. As always, don't forget to read the comments.
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Media bias, showbiz endorsements and debating skills.

David Cann explains why the media is biased towards Socialism. He explains why those working in the Arts tend to support the red parties, and why so many 'celebrities' overtly support Labour and shun parties to the centre or to the 'right' of the political spectrum.
David Cann:
I am an actor and I am a member of the actors' union (Equity) and I am a Conservative, for very good reasons.

John Ward:
Ah, good! Okay, from the inside, then: any insights as to why we find actors and other showbiz performers tend to be predominantly Lefties? Am I on the right track, or have I missed something? I think it would help a lot of folk to understand better if they knew why.

David Cann:
It's an interesting question. Why are so many actors lefties? There are a number of reasons. First, artistically minded people tend to be naturally "anti-establishment", bohemian, unconventional, on the fringes of respectability. The lefties have always regarded themselves as victims of the capitalist society and want to overthrow the establishment so they easily co-exist with these arty types.

Second, there has been a deliberate process of leftist/liberal politicisation going on throughout the establishment since the second world war; the civil service, the judiciary, the teaching profession etc. Remember M Thatcher talking about the Marxists "marching through the institutions"? Well, they are marching through the theatre as well. Trevor Nunn, the former director of the RSC, was quoted as saying that he "couldn't work with anyone who wasn't a socialist" and although I cannot be sure that the quote was true, it does indicate that if any young performer wants to get on in show biz they had better conform to the politics of the boss. For many in the entertainment industry the motive is Marxist and the theatre is merely the medium.

Third, the arts are highly subsidised and like any government funded activity it is loaded with political imperatives which may be overt or merely implied. I have seen Arts Council documents stating that public funds should be awarded to feminist theatre groups, for example. Those writers and directors who know how to play the bureaucratic game get the cash. Where there be subsidies - there be lefties.

Add all this together and it's not surprising that Vanessa Redgrave and her, recently deceased, brother Corin had so much influence. The Workers Revolutionary Party was more of a cult than a political party and they were a thoroughly nasty lot. Corin actually said to me once that he wanted the WRP to take over the union, Equity, and use it as a power base to take over HM Government, at which point he would hand over the keys to our nuclear weapons to the Soviet Union. Many of our well known and "much loved" actors were members of the WRP and show little or no sign of embarrassment when reminded of their involvement.

But I think there is another reason why so many performers are lefties. Actors often feel the need to be taken seriously because our work is essentially trivial: I have never met an actor who worked as a part-time heart surgeon when not treading the boards, nor have I ever known an actress discover a cure for cancer or run a multi-national business corporation. Yes, drama can be enlightening and deeply moving, I believe it to be an important component of civilisation but the actors do not, generally, write the scripts. Time and again I have heard actors repeating what they have read in the Guardian as though they had thought of it themselves, just to make themselves sound intelligent, informed, up to date or trendy. Furthermore, leftist politics depend to large degree on emotional appeal, rather than cold rationality, and actors are very good at "emoting".

I hope this goes some way to answering your question.

John Ward:
Yes it does!
Quoted from John Ward in Medway and extracted from comments at PlayPolitical

Now you've got this far, go back and read it again.

Read it very carefully and understand how easily our potential leaders can hoodwink the electorate, many of whom do little more than watch wall-to-wall television, and they can do it by using acting skills.
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Politicians and personalities

Iain Dale tells us nobody should say nasty things about Mr Clegg. He says
"Personal attacks on Nick Clegg will not work. They will backfire on those who make them and rightly so. Everyone who knows Nick Clegg likes him. He's a transparently likeable individual. Anyone trying to make out that he's anything else will come a cropper."
He says this because an article in the Mail refers to Mr Clegg's ancestral mix.

Oddly, nobody has objected to comments that the Queen is German (which she isn't, although her great great grandfather Prince Albert was indeed German). Nobody has objected to those claiming Boris Johnson is Russian (which he isn't, although his great grandfather was Turkish). All these things are allowed to be said, but we mustn't criticise anybody who's been in the country for four or five years and has successfully claimed British citizenship and got a shiny new passport to prove it.

Mrs Rigby doesn't care if Mr Clegg is a nice sort of chap, she doesn't care if he's got lots of friends and is a good actor (which helped him in that debate) and she does agree with Iain Dale when he says
let's stick to analysing LibDem policies and exposing the flaws in their ideas. And you never know, they might do the same with us, and stop the personal attacks on David Cameron. One can live in hope.
The last two sentences are the point.

There doesn't seem any point any more in being nice, nobody likes the nice guy any more, everybody in Britain seems to prefer scoundrels or shouty people who shove others aside and get their own way.

British people have, traditionally, been known for their reserve, for being slow to boil, slow to react, but those sort of British people are being shoved aside by the new breed of Brits who can shove, push and shout their way to getting 'their rights' whilst trampling on everybody else - and especially by trampling on the people who go to work and earn money and pay taxes.

We've also seen, time and time again, that thugs get let off by the courts, because they say they'll try hard to be good, but that nice Mr Smith down the road gets a hefty fine for putting his bin in the wrong place and, because his pension has been messed up by government policies, he'll quietly pay his fine and go without eating proper food while he tries to balance his personal budget - he won't make a fuss.

If the Tories want to win this election they're going to have to start shouting, they're going to have to start proving they''ll stand up for the decent people of this country - and they're going to have to start doing it very soon, otherwise they will lose, and this will be the last election where being Tory will count for anything at all.

If the Tories don't win by a sizeable majority the Lib Dems will pal up with Labour and form a coalition.

Mrs Rigby believes that the first thing this coalition will do is change the voting system. They won't undo any of the thousands of oppressive new laws, they won't dismantle any of the databases, they'll change the electoral system - because that's the most important problem facing the British people at the moment.

Some bloggers are saying "Vote Yellow get Brown".

Mrs R thinks they're absolutely right - but Brown, don't forget, is Red, Communist Red, Socialist Red.

It's solely because of the chance of this coalition and the long term implications for Britain that makes Mrs R think about voting Tory, but she hasn't quite decided yet.

She's waiting for somebody to start shouting, to start shouting about things that matter to her and her family, to start shouting about giving us back the rights and freedoms that have been quietly removed in the last 13 years, she wants somebody to start shouting about 'reform' that is a regressive 'reform' - to undo damage and get Britain back on its' feet and give British people back their pride and purpose.
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Habeas corpus?

It looks as if habeas corpus has gone for good. It had to go, otherwise the police wouldn't have been able to use the lovely laws that let them take people from their homes and lock them away for up to 28 days without charge, and whilst trying to find evidence against them.

Barry George, who was acquitted of murdering Jill Dando after serving eight years in prison, has been denied a chance of compensation for his years in prison.
the Ministry of Justice rejected his request after ruling he has not proven his innocence.
Mrs Rigby thought it was up to the courts to prove guilt. She thought British people were innocent until proven guilty. She thought that once a person had been found not guilty it was proof enough of innocence.

The new fangled Ministry of Justice clearly believes differently, and, a bit like that boy Oliver, is demanding more proof that he didn't do it.

Perhaps another good reason not to vote Labour - because it is they, and Jack Straw, who made this system.
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Dusty Brown to the rescue.

Our wonderfully sensible health advisors have told British people to stay indoors in case the nasty dust from that Icelandic volcano makes our eyes itchy, or gets into our lungs and makes us ill, maybe even more ill than we were before.

Looks like some people didn't take any notice, they preferred to soak up the sun - protected from it's dangerous rays by that thick cloud of dust. (picture Mail)

It would be interesting to know what health advice the Icelandic government is giving its' people, especially when you see how much of the stuff they've got to put up with.


Pictures Mail

Oh, and after the French got all shirty with Dan Snow and his well-meaning attempt to rescue stranded holidaymakers by taking a group of inflatables across The Channel - it's Super Dusty Brown to the rescue, because the Navy will be landing in France instead, a decision made at a special meeting by his special chums Mandy and Adonis.

Is this to be Mr Brown's Falklands moment?

Maybe they really thinks this little plan is good enough to make all those stranded holidaymakers and their families so grateful that they'll vote Labour, because this wonderful plan will make us all forget the last 13 years?

Oh, and do they really think France (and the EU) will let the British Navy into Dunkirk? History tells us that the French don't particularly like things like that happening, because it brings back bad memories. But maybe, because we're all friends now, nobody will mind and they'll give it the go ahead.
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Ovarian Cancer

Mrs Rigby heard a radio appeal made by Nigel Havers on behalf of Ovarian Cancer Action, of which he is a patron. He became a patron of the charity after his wife, Polly, was diagnosed with the disease/condition.

Some years ago we lost one of the Rigbys to ovarian cancer. Since then we've all been quite a bit more aware of the condition, aware that there may be a genetic link, and all too well aware that it can be almost silent until it's done its' worst.

What Mrs Rigby didn't realise until she heard the broadcast is that survival rates in UK put us at the bottom of the list for developed countries.

You can listen to the Appeal on BBC iPlayer by visiting the Radio 4 Appeal website at www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006qnc7

It seems so terrible that millions are spent on employing more NHS administrators than medical staff, fortunes were spent on flu medication that wasn't used. Anybody can get medical treatment, no matter where in the world they come from, but to save a bit of cash British patients can be turned away by the NHS for having the audacity to have a single private consultation.

All this, and all those promises from our politicians, but none of them seems to mention the relatively small amount of public money that's directed towards cancer research. Funding is mostly down to the charities - real charities that is, whilst the fake ones get their coffers filled so they can continue to trot out their fake stats to suit somebody's personal agenda.

Mrs Rigby isn't going to specifically ask anybody to make a donation, because she knows that for many people money is a bit tight just now and there are so many worthy charities out there. But, if you do have a few spare pennies or maybe see a street collection, please don't pass it by. You never know, it could help somebody dear to you.
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Sunday, 18 April 2010

Plant postcodes

The Natural History Museum has a really useful site called the Plant Postcode Database.

All you need to do is put in the first part of a postcode to get a list of native plants growing in that area. They're listed in groups according to plant type. The ones they think worth growing in a garden are labelled GW = Garden Worthy.

All the plants are linked to a description, the "garden worthy" ones have pictures and growing conditions - it's a heck of a timewaster.

Try it and see. This, for example, gives a list of native plants for the Aberdeen area, which might be useful for Leg-Iron who's just started waking up his garden after a long, cold winter.
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Saturday, 17 April 2010

Corset?

Was Mr Brown wearing a corset?

Picture Mail

Compare with a picture taken 7th April 2010 (also Mail)


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The electoral equivalent of the norovirus.

"the electoral equivalent of the norovirus"
A description of Mr and Mrs Blair's contribution to the Labour Party's election campaign, by Paul Scott in the Mail.

Other gems odds and ends from the same article are :
[Mrs Blair] is free to lend support to the Labour Party in the election campaign, she has found her offers of help have been met with a deafening - and distinctly embarrassing - silence
Unfortunately - no, no, don't laugh.
Mrs Blair's diary is so blank that she has committed to attending a book signing to plug her memoirs at a literary festival in Swindon just three days before the election on May 6.

Given that the book in question has already been on the shelves for two years and sold the paltry total of 354 copies in the three months to the end of last year, it hardly seems a pressing engagement.
Champagne Socialists? The Blairs? No, no, it can't be true that ...
... the couple's eldest son, Euan, has just received a six-figure bonus from investment bank Morgan Stanley, where he has worked for the past three years.
Hmm, what was that about planned legislation concerning bankers and their bonuses?
Tony and Cherie already have a £3.7million London home in Connaught Square, a £5.75 million country home in Buckinghamshire and a £1.13million central London mews house that Cherie bought for their 23-year-old son, Nicky, last October.
and
[Mrs Blair] is [planning to spend] in the region on £1.5million on a London house for 26-year-old Euan because he is said by family friends to have 'outgrown' [his] £550,000 Islington flat
That'll be the Euan who just earned himself the six figure bonus, and can't afford to buy his own place. Goes to show he's really just the same as all the other young graduates who are struggling to pay off their student loans - to pay fees imposed by the government during his father's term as Prime Minister.
Mr Blair is estimated to have made in excess of £25million since quitting Number 10 in June 2007.
It's perhaps no wonder he doesn't visit Britain very often, Brown's tax policies would make a nasty dent in all that money. Odd though, that Mr Blair only donated, what was it, £14,000 or £40,000 to Labour's election campaign? That much will have been just a bit of loose change, cash down the back of the settee sort of thing.

Don't you just love it when you can see true Socialism in practice. Practised by all those rich people who are making absolutely sure they share their money around, who are helping out those who are poorer, who are pulling children out of poverty and such like, who are being true philanthropists ...

Ah, but that doesn't seem to be going so well either, because Mrs Blair has just 'donated',
... £250,000 to the Cherie Blair Foundation For Women, whose offices are located above a burger bar in London's Oxford Street, to help pay staff wages
It would also seem that
Mrs Blair ... has been riled by stories claiming her supporters are attempting to have her made a baroness with a seat in the House of Lords.
She's riled because she thinks it's all a smokescreen, devised by ...
... [Mr Brown who] wants to deflect attention from what are said to be his own private plans to make his wife Sarah a dame when he eventually leaves office.
Oh, but all this is just gossipy, over the garden fence sort of stuff. It's all in the Mail so can't possible be true. It can't be true that
Cherie's relationship with ... Gordon Brown remains as bitter as ever.
Surely they were the best of friends, so it can't be true.

Can it?
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